Rolled out of bed, slipped into my clogs

Head downstairs time to walk the dog

Walk the dog, walk the dog

The first thing that I do is walk the dog.

Used to have a good job, lived high off the hog

Now all I do is walk the dog

Walk the dog, walk the dog

All I have to do is walk the dog.

Don’t need a paycheck, don’t need a boss

I get my compensation when he shakes paws

Walk the dog, walk the dog

Best job I’ve ever hard, walk the dog.

When I retire you won’t be able to tell

I’ll do what I do that I do so well

Walk the dog, walk the dog

You know I do it well, I walk the dog.

I can do anything, you know I can’t fail

As long as I can get him to wag his tail

Walk the dog, walk the dog

There’s nothing I can’t do, walk the dog.